Committing Wild Sin is Not a Crime Here

Hi,

I am Nick and my best pal, Doug, is getting married next month. But, before he gets hitched, I am helping him plan a trip that he would never forget. I am pretty sure he wouldn’t get another chance as guilt-free and wild as this one. I need your suggestions to plan his wildest trip.

Nick M.,
Arizona

This is an email I received just about an hour ago, and there are hundred other such requests in my inbox. More than anything, people want to have a vacation that is wild and sinful. So, here is a list of top 10 destinations where committing wild sin is not a crime.

At number 10 is the succession of Full Moon Parties on Koh Phangan Island. Bungalows on this island in Thailand can cost you anywhere around $1 to $21. However, only a geek would stay indoors and miss the opportunity to party, rap, dance hip-hop and techno with more than 10,000 tourists from all over the world. This is a place where best reggae by DJ’s and concentrated drinks by sexy bartenders is immeasurable and unlimited. You will occasionally spot a juggler or a fire-eater. That is, if you shift your focus from the lass dancing besides you.

What’s next? Oh, do you really think that I would suggest top ten grubby cathouses with rat holes in the world? Get a class, buddy, this is travel-worth.net. Ranking 9th, Monaco in France is a place to experience and feel the ecstasy of a successful player. Next trip, visit this ostentatious, flamboyant and amiable principality in Europe notably considered to be the continent’s most enthralling spot. However, don’t forget to carry all your check books and credit cards. Feeling like a player is an expensive experience.

Enough of sanity and classiness. Come to Ios, ranked 8th,a part of Greek Islands where usually rational, sophisticated, and hushed people come together to lose their sanity. ‘Craziness’ would be an understatement to define the mass accumulated and drinking heavily while dancing hard on the tables.

A while ago, I was talking about class, sophistication and sanity. You will be forced by your own tool to chuck every such term when you will experience the awesome amalgamation of alcohol, Aussie blond girls and sex. Drive along; if you don’t have a car, hire one and get your car washed by the topless girls swaying, swinging, and brushing themselves on your windshield. Watch the erotic Best Beauty Down Under Contest and …I don’t know. Just go…just go to Gold Coast in Australia. Rank – 7

India isn’t about saints. To be among the most sinful people of the country, fly Goa for 800-$1000. Hey, That’s it. You don’t have to pay much if you are vacationing here. Rooms here are as cheap as $6. Get a couple of dollars more out of your pocket to grab an Indian beauty. This exorbitantly exotic place ranks 6.

I can’t think of any music concerts or festivals that match the vigor, wickedness, craziness, and insanity level of shows held in Sheffield in England especially in the epic Gatecrasher, where you cannot split trance from techno, techno from Electronica, Electronica from alcohol, sweat, and drugs. My ranking – 5.

Hand it to any Dutch and it would be impossible to believe that locals here don’t consider the Red Light District of Amsterdam in Holland to be the best on our globe. However, you also have the annual Cannabis Cup every November. For tourists lost in ecstasy and orgy vices, spare some time to visit Seksmuseum. This place is ranked 4th.

Probably the most sinful city on earth known for splitting partners even before they accept the wedding ring, Las Vegas in Nevada has slipped to number 3. Hey Doug, not for you mate. This sinful place has torn many families apart, ended relationships, and finished many lives. Who cares? I would love to replace my wife with a sexy brunette in the casinos there.

Outplaying Las Vegas, at number 2 is New Orleans in Louisiana. Arrive on this magical land to taste the scrumptious, spicy cuisine; listen to music from olden times and take advantage of the slipshod (I can probably term it as nonexistent) drinking rules that permits bars to be open 24 hours. Oh yes, don’t carry your porn collection because the 24-hour bars help to add fuel to Mardi Gras. Don’t know what’s it? If you notice someone exposing her boobs on the streets, that’s Mardi Gras.

Known as “Sexual Disneyland”, nick-named by government official there, Pattaya in Thailand is a place to abuse your sexual potency. With more than 3 million visitors every year, the 275 hotels and over 35,000 rooms are occupied by people who urge to “suck it, use it, eat it, feel it, taste it, and abuse it”. Don’t worry these activities would cost you just $10-$100 per night, depending on what you want to suck. Hence, at number 1 is Pattaya.

So Doug, snatch and get pleasure from each minute at any of these sinful places.